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2007年5月 Forget my dreamsIts Wierd. Its been months now of rushing feelings and emotions about my future, past and presant. But yet i have not even tried to write these thoughts down for some time and so not had the chance to look at my life from another perspective. Maybe its beacuse I am worried or possibly because I dont want to know.
After living solo for so long its finally really taken its fair share of hopes and dreams. Its most peoples ideal situation to live alone and to be free. To have no ties or burdens to hold us back from what we wish to do. But instead i seem to find that we ourselves become our own burden preventing us from being free. I begin to find that the things i wish to do are the very things that are stopping me from following my goals in life.
Perhaps some ppl are able to live such lives with no problems and even increase their potential. But for me I have truely realised that my life long dreams of being free, are in reality myself in solitary confinment.
Better to have a dream than live a dream... 2005年9月 HELLO LONDONFor many years the word "Smog" sprang to mind whenever London was mentioned. I have memorise of being Rained on, Geting lost, Lack of Oxygen, Realising how little £5 is and being eaten alive by flying rats. But that London seems to have been removed and replaced by some sort of "Fresh Air". I gotta say, I really enjoyed being in London this time.
This May have had something to do with the fact that the weather was Orgasmic and my Aunt is a blue bage guide so she knows loads about everything in London to make things more interesting. Anyway. Something pretty cool was happening while we was hanging out outside St Pauls. A horse galoped past us in the middle of everyone. We found out that they were shooting Storm breaker... And i felt like joining in. Out comes the camera Phone and what have u got? One brilliant Moto Movie!!
Anyway St Pauls Is very expensive to get into but once ur in and u get out of the cript u get slapped round the face by a huge bloody Organ thats so big u start comparining it to your house. It took this poor ape many minutes to get his breath back. Really is a very beautifull Place. Maybe there is some use for religion other war?
There is more to see than a cript and a Place of Worship. If u brave the first thousand steps you get to this big balcony where ya can look down on the church and imagin how much damage falling objects would do to the unaware below. You also have the pleasure of experimenting with a natural phenomenon where the sound is bounced off the walls. So if you hear ppl next to you but nobody is there dont be a twat and think Ghost, think Science!
If u try another thousand steps u get to the Stone Gallery. This is the part that says if u dont like hights u better not go up any more! Here u get a very nice view of London with the Safty of knowing your not gonna fall unless people really hate you .... Chaves Beware!
There is another thousand steps to go but these are not so easy.. These are the type wher u look down as u climb up and begin to wonder why the hell your doing this. Have no fear you will not regret it. Once you get to the top your at the golden Gallery. The view from the golden gallery is so dam good. If the weather is as clear as it was when i was there u can see for many miles.
My advice is go there as soon as possible coz ur not getting any younger!! If your already too old, then maybe these picture will make u feel worse.
But London aint perfect and I have a feeling many rantings will come shortly about stuff that rubs me up the wrong way in this Island. 2005年7月 2 Weeks 2 HairsMy God, Before i beggin to explain my Holiday i have to comment on something that has deeply shocked me.
My friend randomly decided to copy my fashion of not shaving for great lengths of time to grow a set of devil facial hair features..... Heavens i didnt think he wld try... but he did.
Nope, im not shocked at the fact that he looks like Loucyfer, but Gobsmacked that someone of 20 years old can only grow 2mm of hair in in 2 weeks!! In a day my hair does what his do in a week!
SHOCKING I KNOW!!
Anyway the holiday was a bit of a drag because it was so hot. 32C is not ideal "Walking up Mountain" Conditions! I didnt go on one single bike ride because either i wld melt outside from the heat or get pissed on by sheep in the sky.
There was some good points of the holiday including my first real go karting experience. My Holly Buns its fun! I have never enjoyed damaging my body so much! Despite 1 1/2 weeks of back pain i still wanna do it again.
Alas not many pictures where taken...... infact i only took two during the holiday and as u can see they are not really "holiday snaps"...... more like "Having a Larf wiv my brother snaps"
2005年7月 What A Bunch Of Sad MonksThe Ape has been very busy, hense the cobwebs. I shall shed some light on my recent events.
Uni is over, so my social life is too. I have now become a recluse, living off Kebabs and Pizza. My health is beggining to diminish into something similar to an American. I also no longer work in Hell on mondays thus shortening my social time. Ya see most of my mates have gone to their original countries. Lassy is back in Norway, Amy is in Hong Kong, Eddy is in Bie Jing, Betty is in Shanghia and Tanzib is in Bangladeshia(lol). This large chunk of good friends i wont see again till september. Fortunatly my best friend IS English so i still have him to entertain me but alas his girlfriend has somewhat replaced the original Jon with some sort of depressed Gibbon. Thankfully i also go to my ermmm Half Original County soon to see Family including My Mother, Father and Brother. Anyway i shall report on that holiday once its taken place.
Now then, before Lassy went to Norway, he and i had a little 1,360 mile road trip... in 4 days. Thanx to the new gorilaz album and Lassy being ... well Lassy. I was not bored.
We were on a sort of pillgrimage to scotland. Ya see for some unobtainable reason Monks from Tibet ended up in scotland and did what they do best. Make a monistary. This monistary is complete with Temple and pond. Anyway. We, No wait, I was not willing to drive to Scotland in one day so made the wise desission to use Wales to make it more enjoyable. Even Lassy agreed the wise ape was right again when we woke up on a hill in Gower looking down at the Celtic Sea and floks of sheep. After packing the tent and freshing up we went to see the Castles in Gower before making our way to Snowdonia.
By Gosh Snowdonia is a beautiful place and full of strange situations. This one i shall remember for the rest of my life. While driving high up on the edge of a valley i heard a huge roar and felt everything shake around me. Lassy shortly after shouted "Did you F*%£ing see that?!!!!" I looked at his flush face and and began to reply "No. Wha........" My voice was cut short When in the corner of my eye a Black fighter jet swooped past just under 10 meters away, level with the car. i only just missed a BMW coming the other way and have an amazing snap shot in my head of the plane flying past. Sadly neither of us where quick enough to get a camera out so the image in my head shall have to do.
When we got close to our next camp site we stoped to have dinner in a Pub. After not eating much all day my pint of Strongbow hit me harder than usual but that was the least of my worries. RAIN!!!!! It was so warm and sunny when we went into the pub but on the way out... oh god. The fact the car was parked at the other end of the village was unhelpful to someone whose body isnt working at its best due to booz. Anyways the Camp site was only 5 mins drive and it was a great spot. right in the middle of a valley next to a lake, and again loads of sheep. Would have been perfect if it wasnt for the weather. Putting a tent up in the wind and rain is bad at the time but my hair! Ruined! I woke up wearing a ball of fluff and looking like a crazy proffesor.
That Morning we got up early to make our way to Scotland. Drove through a part of England i never thought could exist. Full of Hills and Valleys and again Sheep. At last we got to Scotland and arrived at the Tibetian Monk Monestary..... and what a Grim Place it was. The People there are far from the friendly monk foke i expected. When i parked outside the Temple i was stunned and thought this would be a cheap alternative to tibet but i was wrong. We went to the reception and asked if there was food available. A frail Monk (Yes in his monk uniform) told us we had missed the opening hours of the cafe but we are welcome to eat with them. I was Surprised and thought maybe the monks arent that unfriendly. "Sure whats on the Menu?" in a Hollow voice he replied "Its normally Bread, Soup, Water and vegitables."...... I was mortified. What do they think we are? Sheep? No wonder Monks lose their hair if they eat that crap. I turned to Lassy and asked "What do you think?". "Er yeh.... Sure." We stood there uncomfortably as a miniture Monk came through the door holding thick books which could easily be used as leathal weapons so we made for the exit. We both agreed that it was a highly dangerouse place to spend the night. So instead we camped on a Dam next to thousands of tons of water held back by a small mound made years and years ago.
The residence of the Dam where at first much more friendly. The sheep minded there own business and the flys were blown away by the wind. Unfortunatly Lassy had read a sign saying Meditation at 8am - 9am and of course, he wanted to meditate with the monks. I tried and tried to convince him it was a bad idea but eventually gave up. He got up at 6am and started the BBQ and cooked me breakfast. At 6:30 he woke me up with Hot dogs and bacon. He cooked em properly this time and they tasted great. I then got up and looked outide. White, everything was White, Fog everywhere. I Pointed this out to Lassy and said this would slow us down a lot and so we hurried with trying to pack everything away. But Nature was against us. Swarms of Midges (Small Moskito thingys) where attacking us. The Fact that the grass was wet, made clibing up the grass bank a dangerouse task while carrying stuff to put in the car. We didnt leave the Dam till 7:45 so had no chance of getting to the monks on time even the tho the fog had cleared. So Lassy surggested seeing a castle near the Monks. After driving up a steep rocky parth Lassy realised his map reading skills had let us down and that there was not acctuall castle but a place called castle. This was Odd because Lassys map skills where acctually very good. We stoped as Castle water pump where i chose to fight nature with nature and took my first dump on the holiday. My god i pitty women who have to piss in nature. My legs where killing me after just the first half of the Nugget. After Listening to some Daft Punk we made our way to the monks again to raid the gift shop for all its worth. Instead it did that to us. Monks have no idea of value, they would charge £5 for some rock. I bought some stuff anyway including the silk cushion im sitting on now. We Left the Shop feeling Robed at around 9:05 so made our way to the temple to have a look what its like inside.
Well I was gob smacked! Gold Everywhere, more than Aladins cave. It really was beautiful and i can see where the money we lost in the gift shop goes. I highly recomend seeing the temple because its out of this world and the fact its in Scotland makes it even better. after about 20 mins of taking it all in the long journey home began. Initially I wanted to stop half way near Nottingham but for some reason i just kept going and going till eventually it seemed wiser to just go home and sleep in a bed instead of tent.
And thats a short sum up of my road trip and recent events. Im sure ull be surpised to know there is much more but ive just realised ive written an essay so need to leave it at that.
Fair well and till next time. 2005年6月 HAPPY ANNIVERSARYToday the 12th June is in memory of a special day. Yes two years ago i escaped death. The ape proved his all powerful powers and survived being crashed into at 60mph exactly where he was sitting. Escaping with nothing more than a blackout for 5 mins, a very broken collar bone, some damage to my right ear, an aching knee, chunks of skin missing in several places and an hour long head rush. Unfortunatly my car was not so lucky. Dispite the fact the engin was still running after the minor incident, i dont think the wheels would turn anymore.... To make it worse i dont think three of the doors would ever open again and the one that was open, was probably never going to shut again. Thank the GOD of apes the boot still opened so i could retrieve my Ghost in the Shell DVD. This..... rather anoying thing cost a F%&* load of cash thro having to replace the old clio and having to do some major work on my current one which i wouldnt have had to do if i had the newer one i crashed. To make it all more upsetting i lost my fav Dirt Monkey T shirt my best mate gave me and jeans i bought 2 days before the crash. I dont think i could have taken the T shirt off normaly tho due to the fact my broken bones where digging into my skin to hard to move it. The crash was painfull ill give it that. But the stretcher the medics put me on.... OH GOD IT WAS HELL!!!!! I can HONESTLY say that being on that horrible contraption was the most painful thing i have ever gone through. I 4got about the pain of my bones scratching away at my insides and could only hope the stretcher wasnt going to crush my skull! When i began to feel like i was about to black out i shouted at the medics to "GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING STRETCHER!!!!" but they just gave me some bullshit about my spine being in trouble. That night was the second sadest night of my life. Realising i had crushed a year and a halfs savings, damaged my body permanantly and upset my dad. I was all alone and began to think it was almost impossible for me to sleep in the risk of rolling over and making a terrible mess of my arm. In the middle of the night i had a nurse put me in a wheel chair (which was cool and cheered me up a bit) to have an X Ray (Which was even cooler) but the apes stomach didnt feel like traveling around and released the hospital food in a similar state to what it looked before. I left the hospital after 2 days to become a burdan to dad. Over time i begane to be able to move around and started to learn how to do everything i did with my right with my left. A few weeks later i went on to france to see family and Mum and Bro. There i learnt how to play bagminton with my left hand and noticed how many clios there are in France (which kinda rubed things in my face). Today apart from a lump where the colar bone was/is digging into my skin, worse memory, and a court case im tottaly fine and as u can tell can larf at it. As it was not my fault, im hoping to get some sort of pay back for the incredible disscomfort i went through on that stretcher. I wont bore you with any more details. Heres the state of the car after the crash. Unfortunatly i never took pictures before i smashed it up, so i cant do a cheesy Before & After. P.S take note of the concret pilar a meter away from the car..... im quite glad i missed it! Oh and i was the driver so i was on the side that got hit. 2005年6月 Nien! Summer is coming!June has come and this means trouble. EVERY summer for the last 3 years, the Ape has been mentaly tortured in the heart region. This year i fear may well be panning out to be the same. With many of my friends jetting off to different parts of the world this summer im gonna have to face this years Problem alone...... DAM IT! On a lighter note, i move to a film called "Urotsukidoji Legend of the Overfiend" wich is a Manga film i watched just a few days ago. Its rated 18 so i was looking 4ward to some extreme Japanese insanity....... Alas i did not want the overdose i recieved! The film starts with a nice pan over a well painted watercolour of a cityscape. Then the pan stops and with a flash of lightning appears an aray of monsters having sex with women that have 4, YES 4 tits!! After 60 seconds of interesting camera angles one of the monsters screams and the title of the film comes out of his mouth followed by BRILLIANT 80s music. I imediatly knew i was in for a long "ride" so I got the Dr Pepper out the fridge hoping it would help. The film is about three dimensions..... erm one is the human world. The second is a world of Beat like humans... A sort of Thundercat race. Then u have an incredibly horny world filled with demons, that have more penises than they reall need. There is a prophisy (typical) that says a human will make the worlds at peace and his called the trojun..... erm anyway the trojun turns out to be a pathetic perv that has the ability to turn into a monster when he gets pissed off. ermmmmm Lots of strange things happen including a boy chopping his own Penis off to replace it with a green one that some magic pixies gave him..... Yes its pure genius. The film is perfect for those that wish to piss themselves with laughter at how stupid and clever this Film is. I warn u now, that if u are an up tight git u will be unable to enjoy it. I learnt little from the film apart from the Japanese seem to wish they where all monsters with more than one sexual organ..... i do not see the logic behind this but maybe the logical part was taken out during editing. I highly recomend it to those that want an amusing film to watch while getting drunk or eating pizza. 2005年5月 A Blog 4 YOMI!All hail Yomi!! The first comment to grace my blog after long months of Just tumble weeds..... In reply to ur comment, I am as popular as my Blog surggests. And its not just friends that bring happyness but lets just leave it there.. Monkey had a very strange dream last night. I dreamed i got up and went into my parents bedroom (Which as always, was empty) and saw a leek in the roof. The water was dripping onto my Chinese calander and so i went up into the loft to check in out. In the loft i found where the leek was coming from but then saw two birds fly out of a dark corner in the loft. One was a small and (Forgive me) sweet little White Barn owl. The other was a large and beautiful Eagle or something that landed on the book shelf and looked over me. Then the owl flew down and landed next to me and rubbed itself on my arm. Then i wake up thinking what the F@(&! I got up and checked for a leek and there was none so i just got ready to go Hell. While there the conversation of sleep came up and i remembered this dream. I then told my friend about it and then it hit my like a ton of bricks what it ment. It basicaly is about my biggest current problem on my mind. Alas all it did was state it rather than come up with a soloution. Maybe that would have come next if Radio 1 haddent woken me up. Sadly i cant explain it because i cant have ppl i know know whats currently going through my mind...... And its wearing me down :c ( Screw Sad stuff tho! Yomi! You kick arse!! Cheers and get well soon. |
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